Monday night, I was watched 'Man Vs Wild' re-runs (as I do each and every week). I'm so confused!?! Bear Grylls...
do I find the guy irresistable or repulsive?
If you're not familiar with Bear antics, I guess if I had to describe the guy in a nutshell, it would come down to the following recipe:
Part wanker + Part Hot Tottie + Part crazy mofo + Part Nasally sounding freak = One Fucking Psycho Dude who I wanna get down and dirty with, but at the same time the thought makes me sick a little in my mouth.
After all, the guy has squeezed water out of a nasty big turd to drink it.
Under normal circumstances would I consider a man hot after eating shit? Could I even think about our lips meeting? I. don't. think. so!
Other fine moments that makes me reconsider whether or not I'd let him near my panties...
He pisses on his t-shirt then wraps it around his own head and over his mouth - not just the one time either!
He drank turtle blood - I am a turtle lover from waaaay back.
Have I mentioned he squeezed water out of a piece of shit and drank it?
Things that make him hot to trot...
He's hardcore and a survivor of the highest order.
He's fit as fuck.
He has a great sense of humor.
He's a bit of a spunk.
See the dilemma?
Bear Grylls
Hot or Not?
Bear Grylls
Hot or Not?
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He's hot. But also a little disgusting.
I'm sure that the things I find attractive would disgust me eventually (after the hormones died down) and I would try to change him.
Plus I'm scared of most animals and hate camping.
I can't decide... he freaks me out a little bit. And yet... hot. Let's just put it this way. If I was lost in the wild and ran into him, I wouldn't say no.
Like - if I could put him a sofa and just make sure he stayed there (but he didn't fart, drink too much beer, and stay glued to the TV) - I would think he is hot. for shizzy.
but the fact that he ate elephant dung water has me a little repulsed. Not terribly. Just puke in my mouth a teensy bit repulsed.
but definitely do-able. If he didn't eat strange animal refuse.
kiran
Poo. POO! (I'm working on not cursing.) That is so disgusting.
That being said, he's totally hot.
I still haven't seen this and I really want to. I will watch it one day and report back with my opinion.
He's hot. Bottom line if he takes a shower and brushes his teeth 20 times... I can handled him no problem ;)
Girl I'm going to go with NOT. There are so many other hotties out there that do not drink poo or piss on their shirts. For example:
Ryan Reynolds
Matthew McConaughey
Brad Pitt
Bradly Cooper
And those guys are just actors I can think of...
very good blog, congratulations
regard from Reus Catalonia
thank you
dude....my primal side says heck yes!! buuuuuut the whole drinking piss and elephant crap just makes me want to vomit in my mouth a bit.... so glad my husband isn't a hardcore survivor...
Oh I thought I was the only one who felt like that about bear. Oh, I feel so much happier knowing I'm not alone.
Ahhhh KARLS???? ELEPHANT SHIT?? FOR WATER???
Can't this hottie just have a normal desk job?!
Can't get over that elephant shit thing! And didn't he drink his own pee once???? DIS-GUST-ING!!!
I have major reservations about people who drink their own pee.
For me, that's a deal breaker.
I'm going with "not."
I'm going to say that he is certainly hot but the disgusting factor way out weighs his hottness.......come on, squeezing water out of turd, this should only be life or death situation, and then I would seriously consider death before deciding to do it.
Really, it just makes me think that some people will do anything -- ANYTHING -- for money. A little whore-licious, isn't it?
Oh, this one's a tuffie, i've had this same argument over at my house....close your eyes...and i love his accent...HOT...but then listening to him talk on and on in that sing-songy...irritating instructive voice...and I'm like NOPE! so not HOT.
But then he strips naked and jumps off a rock into a freezing cold lake and i'm like, that dude's bad ass....
but then he goes and does something disgusting and makes you gag in repulsion.
Gosh I wish i could tell you my answer, but the jury's still out on this one Karls!
lol
~hl~
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