Yo bitches! I've been sitting here at my computer waiting for some tech support for my VOIP phone and I just happened to stumble across and email I sent to my best mate, Houghy, just on 10 years ago. So here is a glimpse of my outstanding maturity (not much has changed - except a few more wrinkles, quite a few kg's and a bazillion grey hairs).
This is what I used to look like...
This photo still makes me laugh so much I cry when I see it! Talk about putting it all out there!
Oh... and hey! Tune out now if you are easily offended by bad language!
Seriously... who am I kidding! If you've been here even once before you have some kind of idea what is about to unfold... verbally!
How's it going scraggus. Did you get my message from mandas phone? I got you RRRRRAAAAAADDDDDD Stubby holder today!!!!! THANKS!!!!! its cool.
Hope all is well and the nerds arent bringing you down. I'm sure if you search enough you'll find at least one pusta malaca. I will visit as soon as I can. I am still on the hunt for a new job but it is so far fucken unsuccessful. I WANT A CAREER! (sorry to be a Krisha ie, I want an education!) Late 90s((adjusted today to protect the innocent))Granmas funeral was today, it was pretty sad. We are still having a few problems, mainly my fault. ((cough, cough)) Hopefully we can work it out! ((BOMBOMMM))
I am going to weight watchers tonight. I need to be skinny!!! and I wont stop unit I am unobese! ((slight exaggeration... as you can see from the previous picture))
Hope all your family is well, I might ring them tomorrow and see how they are doing. I heard you picked up!!!!! Tell me all the goss you slurry whore.
I saw G R ( do you remember that bogan mull head?, I ve heard he has four kids to seperate girl junkies (GROSS) he is an absolute Junkie. He has track marks in his arms every where and he was rolling his eyes into the back of his head and his friend was passed out and drooling. It was disgusting!!! DIE ALL JUNKIES!!!!!! ((I must say this was at the height of the heroin epidemic in Melbourne and I was full of tact - not!))
Love ya cunnilinguist
Bach. W&J&S (pembroke)*
*Certificate of deportment Deportment school for Whores, Junkies & Sluts
A.K.A P ((I've deleted the name but real life friends know the score)) Secondary College - Senior Campus
Born in the late 70s during the depths of a harsh Melbourne winter, in her mid 20s, Karls migrated to a much warmer climate - then back to the cooler climate and once again to a warmer climate. With all this to-ing and fro-ing, she's discovered that home is where the heart is... in her case, anywhere that serves ice cold beer.