Thursday, February 11, 2010

Dr Uber Arsehole

Yo girlfriends (and the odd man who might be lurking in the background) this morning, I've decided to tell you a story.    

Like, actually tell you a story.  

You guys should know by now that I'm a voice over and you've heard my work before... I thought why not auditorily take you on a trip to my deck, ice cold tinny in hand, looking out at the rainforest in the late afternoon sun, while I spin a yarn. 

It's actually a previous post - from like way back in the beginning - so chances are you've not heard this story before.  It certainly is a disturbing tail tale - aren't mine all?

Not at all recommended for children or work enviro's... uness you have headphones!

Warning:  Contains stories of arseholes, std's and a few swear words mixed in for good measure (a spoonful of swear words makes misdiagnosis go down - besides I doubt you'd be at Karlosophies if you were easily offended).

Enjoy!  Hope you can understand my wacky accent!



18 comments:

"Seattle" Heather said...

OMG: I was laughing so hard...I had tears. Girl..you poor dear!

I'm in the medical field myself and Doctors have the biggest Egos and you're right they have little empathy for patients...

Micko is such a one in a million guy...you are so lucky! :)

The Boob Nazi said...

I love your voice. Can you narrate my life?!?

meredith said...

okay, i'm OBSESSED with your accent.

and i was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. THANK GAWD i didn't listen to this at work.

RN Mama said...

O.M.G. Shut up! I am laughing my ass off over here! And your voice, is seriously to die for!

Brown Girl said...

Holy shit this is funny!!! Love your accent, it totally pulls me in!!

Cathy said...

OMG! Anal warts. Awesome and gross.

I love your voice, you sound so important.

Matt said...

There is at least one guy lurking in the background...laughing his arse off!

Though it is kinda difficult trying to explain to co-workers why a friend of mine having anal warts and constipation issues is hil-arious! :)

Thanks Karls!

Christine Vi said...

What a dick for a doctor. I'm sorry that make you feel horrible!

You are a great storyteller! You have a fantastic voice :)

jessalyn said...

booooooo work. i can.not. wait to hear this!!!

Tina Lane said...

HYSTERICAL!!! Uber Asshole indeed.

So, my Hubs is a doc. I might call him this next time he misbehaves himself. ;)

Stopping by from SITS.

The Boob Nazi said...

Oh gosh no. My ex-bf put broccoli in his tacos. It's one of the reasons we broke up. (Seriously) Because he couldn't handle that I thought it was naaastyyy. I love telling people that. It makes me laugh so hard.

Tracie said...

My child is sitting here so I think I'd better come back to this later. :(

Amy said...

This post is hilarious!!!

"a spoonful of swear words makes misdiagnosis go down"....You crack me up, for real!

Lynne said...

I.can't.quit.laughing!!

OMG - I am sharing this wil EVERYBODY it is so funny!!

bananas. said...

Karls! I started listening to this last night but dude was watching tv and needed me to turn it down, which meant off.

I'll get to it, dontcha worry. I adore listening to you talk :)

Candice said...

"Up the clacker"

I'm totally going to use that one.

Hilarious!

Cupcake said...

Ooooo
If that was a Doctor from back home, I totally know who it was!! I think I had a somewhat different, but just as traumatising experience with Dr. Uber Arsehole..
Whether it be the same one or not..

Anita Hamilton said...

LMFAO! Gross! and Fucking hilarious!

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