Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Micko's Madness

Okay... so yesterdays post was clearly a little disturbing to some of you.  I know it seems unbelievable - not the man who pours sweat from his pores, but the whole Mick Jagger sex bar thing - I swear to you... it honestly happened!  

Unfortunately I don't have the pics... or I totally would be sharing them with Womens Weekly you guys!    It happened many moons ago... before Micko and I met, so I'm guessing around early 2003.  If you think that was a crazy story...  There's plenty more in the Karls vault to pull out - often I've blocked them out (as I'm now a conservative 30 something - ummm or perhaps it was a few too many bongs back in youth) and I need some kind of trigger to bring them back in the forefront.

Anyways... speaking of disturbing:

My husband is effing disturbed!  He could also be labelled a psycho, but I'll leave the decision in your capable hands...

Micko is an avid tennis hater (can't say I'm a big fan either)... The Australian Open of TV sucks up a good portion of free to air programming - which really grates on our nerves.

Here are a few of his facebook comments regarding tennis:


WOW Roger won the Aussie open, who would have thought....BORING SHIT TV
Roger Federer has got arms like a 5 year old Sri Lankan boy, he's a cry baby, he's a cow craving sex freak and an all round nob jockey.....and tennis is still fucking boring.


He is clearly not a big fan of Grays Anatomy either:


Micko wishes the hole medical team on Greys Anatomy got smashed by a bus and not George. And the girl who got her arms cut off by the speed boat has to do the surgery with her foot. Her other leg got ripped off as well......

Nor fuckwits:


Micko hopes the fuckwit this morning (5.20am), doing burnouts at every intersection all over town goes home and finds out that everybody he cares for in the world is dead or dying a horrible death and then he goes into his bathroom, slips and smashes all of his teeth out on the basin and somehow manages to choke on a mouth full of dog shit and ends up being impaled on the the most torturous pole imaginable...

Thank goodness I'm on his good side!   He certainly has a way with words.... and perhaps an anger management problem!



PS.  Micko doesn't really have an anger management problem - he is a very gentle, loving and caring man (as you all know)... with a very sick sense of humour!


21 comments:

The Boob Nazi said...

I totally wish you had those pictures too.

jprp said...

oh wow, i so need to add micko on FB, he's so funny! and the bonus to that would be we could chat with out me spitting all over his face while i talk!!!

Cathy said...

Haha...I just read Micko's "notes" to my hubs and he said the one about the Sri Lanka arms was the best thing he's heard all day. Then I read him the one about the guy doing burnouts and he said 'Jesus Fucking Christ' in a somewhat shocked tone, which doesn't happen often.

aladdinsane12 said...

um...i'm pretty sure i have said those exact same things about federer.

but i have never wished for someone to choke on a mouthful of dog shit. that makes me gag just thinking about it!

♥Aubrey said...

I'm voting that Micko should be a shrink!!! Do you know how many lives he could turn around with his honesty? Lol

Alicia said...

micko and my hubs need to be friends! they seem like two peas in a pod! cow craving sex freak?!?!?! hahahahahaaa! love it!

Holly Homemaker said...

BAHAHAHAHA priceless!

Kellyansapansa said...

Facebook is MADE for venting - sounds like Micko's got it down to a fine art!

Summer {Bisfor...} said...

i am dying laughing. karls! this is hysterical.

RN Mama said...

2 years ago we were on vacation in L.A. and we saw one of the Dr.'s from Gray's at a Farmer's market. It was one of the hot ones too, not the dark haired one, but the one with blond hair.

I don't watch that show and couldn't give two shits about it, but when I told my friends about it they were super pissed that I didn't go up and get a picture with him! Oops.

Jenni said...

I'm rather indifferent to tennis, I like to play it, but I'm not a fan of watching it. Kind of like golf.

All that aside, I think Micko is spot on with everything else and should consider a career politics and plan a move to the states. We could use an honest politician around here.

Big Boops said...

Two things I hate with a passion are tennis and Grays. Micko and I could be bff's.

~KS said...

Your hubby's sense of humor cracks me up....

And your description of Federer and tennis had me doubled over laughing. You are too awesome.

foxy said...

Sounds like I would get on just fine with Micko. I also have a talent for uniquely describing - in vulgar and graphic detail - the things that piss me off. Which most people can't handle. So usually i have to keep it on the DL.

drollgirl said...

your man is RAD! i share many of his sentiments, and i am completely sane and rational! :)

Amy said...

First? I love Micko's sick sense of humor!
Also? I can usually figure out what your crazy Aussie phrases mean by context clues (aren't I smart?!) but I'm at a loss with fuckwits!!!

Is it garbage trucks??? If so, I totally share Micko's hatred and violent nature toward them!

Yankee Girl said...

Your husband sounds awesome. My husband would probably get along with him famously. That "dying a miserable death" thing is something that would absolutely come out of my hubs mouth.

SO GLAD I found you!

bananas. said...

micko sounds like the coolest guy ever (next to dave of course!). i love anyone that can make me laugh with their FB status updates.

tennis sucks.
grey's anatomy sucks.
burnouts suck too!

btw micko is such a cool name...is it pronounced mee-ko or mi-ko?

HeatherLynn said...

Micko's yeah, ok, so maybe he's a bit disturbed! lol

but in a good way, in a manly way, in away so long as he loves you, you'll never feel the brunt of!

men can just be fairly abrasive creatures at times, but maybe it's just part of their charm/hormones!

and dude, he DOES have red hair....you know we are all a bunch of firecrackers! just a explosion away from being lit up! *laughs*

~hl~

Tracie said...

Clearly, he needs a blog.

Smart Ass Sara said...

Micko and I would get along just fine. :) Hey Jandy's friend!! I would TOTALLY send you something fun!! HAHA!! Show me some of your most awesome pictures and I'll see what I can drum up for ya!!

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