Tuesday, March 2, 2010


I've been a total slack prick!  I've been so friggin busy, I've not had time to scratch my arse,  It's been hard enough finding a little time to blog... let alone get around and see what you crazy cats have been up to.  I'm really sorry.  I will pick up my act.  Starting tomorrow - after I finish my invoicing... money before friends?

A few beautiful bloggers out their in blogland have given me awards and I've not had the chance to respond.

It's been so long, I've likely forgotten a few... but here goes nothing!

And the beautiful blogger award goes to.... drumroll please.... me!

A deep heart felt thanks to the following rad people: 

Smart Ass (or as I would say Arse) Sara.  Who taught me today, that Oprah has really fucking ugly feet.

And a couple of others... for the life of me I can't remember!  I'm fucking hopeless.. well, it's invoicing time of the month again (worse than having my period!)  So, I'm sincerely sorry if I forgot to mention you.  Give me a big nasty 'fuck you, you selfish bitch, you're no longer a beautiful blogger' comment.  

My girl, Jands - who I'll have beers with on the back deck in a week (with any luck) gave me this award back in November!  Told you I'm a slack c-bomb!  

This little beauty came from Kate, over at Camelshoes.  OTT?  You decide.  Well, actually I know I'm totally over the top... a little too much ass, not so much class, if you're picking up what I'm putting down!

I'd like to pass on the awards... but I'm going to come up with my own, very spesh award soon.  Stay tuned... guaranteed it will be everything you've come to expect from me.

So, now... it's back to invoicing... Boo!  Boo!   Poo! Poo!


The Boob Nazi said...

Money before friends is A-OK. We all have to make a living, yo.

Alicia said...

dude i know the feeling! i haven't had 5 spare minutes to blog surf! hope you find some time to scratch your arse though!! congrats on the awards :)

kate said...

yeh, you should definitely consider the ott award a 'you're a fave' award. i am not too taken by the ott label myself.

bananas. said...

Damn karls...you're just rackin 'em in aren't ya! Money and awards! Woop woop! Congrats little lady! Have fun invoicing! :)

Smart Ass Sara said...

Invoicing sucks. Boo to that shit.

Yay for being a winner though, right?! You can go to work and be all, "I'm not doing invoices because I'm an Over the Top Beautiful Blogger, bitch" and like walk out. But then you'd be broke and that would be SAD. But think of the blog fodder in the unemployment line! HAPPY.


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...::Mrs. Southern Bride::... said...

Conrats on your awards! :)

aladdinsane12 said...

congrats! i don't know if you're over the top, but you're definitely a lot of fun!

♥Aubrey said...

You are BEAUTIFULLY the BEST...OVER THE TOP!!! Congrats :)

~KS said...

Sorry life has been so freakin' busy for you. I would offer to help out and scratch your arse for you... but I think that would just be awkward...

But anyway, congrats on the awards... you deserve 'em all for sure!!

The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

I completely know what it is like not to have time to scratch the arse.

Hope you find it soon!!

foxy said...

Well deserved friend! It's all in that zexy voice of yours... :)

Ann On and On... said...

You are sassy... I like that! LOL

Off to read some other posts of yours.

Welcome to SITS! It's great to have you in the SITSerhood. Come on over to my blog... I'm hosting a giveaway for a $25.oo g.card for new sunglasses. :D

jprp said...

LOOK AT YOU AND YOUR BLOG AWARDS! ooh, look, i was so excited you even got caps!!! ahhh, beers on the deck in the 'buccs! looking forward to it, some blogging inspiration will come from that i'm sure! xx

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

I've been out of the blogging loop myself, girlie.

Congrats on your awards!

Amy said...

YOU'RE A SLACKER??? I'm catching up with like 5 of your posts all at once because I haven't visited in so long.

Sorry Karls, you know I love 'ya, right?


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