Monday night, I was watched 'Man Vs Wild' re-runs (as I do each and every week). I'm so confused!?! Bear Grylls...
do I find the guy irresistable or repulsive?
If you're not familiar with Bear antics, I guess if I had to describe the guy in a nutshell, it would come down to the following recipe:
Part wanker + Part Hot Tottie + Part crazy mofo + Part Nasally sounding freak = One Fucking Psycho Dude who I wanna get down and dirty with, but at the same time the thought makes me sick a little in my mouth.
After all, the guy has squeezed water out of a nasty big turd to drink it.
Under normal circumstances would I consider a man hot after eating shit? Could I even think about our lips meeting? I. don't. think. so!
Other fine moments that makes me reconsider whether or not I'd let him near my panties...
He pisses on his t-shirt then wraps it around his own head and over his mouth - not just the one time either!
He drank turtle blood - I am a turtle lover from waaaay back.
Have I mentioned he squeezed water out of a piece of shit and drank it?
Things that make him hot to trot...
He's hardcore and a survivor of the highest order.
He's fit as fuck.
He has a great sense of humor.
He's a bit of a spunk.
See the dilemma?
Hot or Not?
Hot or Not?