Monday, January 4, 2010

I had a dream...

Lately I've been having some very strange dreams... Not sure what's going on in my brain right now, but you can rest assured it's a little fucked up.  Some of the dreams I've had are so wrong that they are in the vault for good - never, ever to be revealed.  Another few are just plain weird... For example:

I dreamt I was at a music festival and asked the dude at the drinks ticket counter if I could get take aways (just incase this is an Aussie thing - it's when you buy take away beers over the bar, usually at closing) with the left over drinks tickets.  He said 'Yes'... So, I naturally bought $180 worth of tix, only to discover that wasn't the case.  I was so preoccupied crying and yelling at the staff and management that I only managed to drink one beer and wasted $175!  Odd?  Yeah.

Then last night... Well, I've been watching Series 2 of True Blood (thanks to Fe for giving me a copy)
Phew!  That show is on a par with the orgy scene out of Eyes Wide Shut - you can take that shit to the bank (the spank bank, that is) - did I just say that?  Might have overstepped the mark there... Sorry!

Whoops... sidetrack!  Yeah, so watching True Blood might explain this one.  Something must have been in my bedroom (aka. a mozzie) and it was having a feast on my body while I slept unknowingly.  Therefore, this morning I'm covered in bites from my shoulders to my toes (ooooh my legs!!!).  In my dream, I remember thinking how much it must suck being a Vampire.  Mainly cause it means that you have to be awake all night... and at night, well that's when the itchy bites start to itch.

Why is it that dreams are so strange?  Sometimes completely unrelevant to whats going on in your life... and sometimes (like last nights) soooo relevant (I must have been itching in my sleep - I know I was, I woke myself up scratching numerous times).  And on another note... why is it that bites only itch after dark? 

12 comments:

kate said...

have you been eating soft cheese? that is meant to give you crazy dreams.

my dreams are usually about something relevant - like the enxt day's netball game, for example - but with completely weird, dreamy twists - like the team we're playing is a buinch of aliens.

good times

Karls said...

I have been eating shitloads of soft cheese... so not only am I having strange dreams, my arse is getting wider by the millisecond!

drollgirl said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i am no freud, but dream #1 makes me think you are sick of and/or worried that you are getting ripped off all the time and you feel powerless to stop it.

and true blood. GOD I HATE SOOKIE. she is A-FUCKING-NOYING to me. but eric? SMOKING HOT. i stick around for eric. delicious!

bananas. said...

oh lady i have you beat on weirdest of weird dreams. i once drept i was harry potter (the girl version of course) flying on my nimbus 2000. WTF?! yea...me and my dreams.

ps. true blood is so good but definitely the equivalent of vampire porn.

Kristin said...

The freakiest dreams I ever had were when I was preggers. That shiz was CRAZY! Happy new year!

The Blonde Duck said...

Popped in from SITS to say hi! I have weird dreams all the time.

At least I'm skinny said...

I started watching True Blood at a friend's house because I don't have HBO and I cannot stop thinking about it.

P said...

Your dream about wasting 175 dollars of alcohol tickets sounds more like a nightmare, haha!

And as for mosquito bites - I've only ever been bitten in the Canary Islands (you don't get a lot of mosquitos in Scotland) but mine itched more during the day than after dark...

Jenni said...

My dreams are very vivid and have been known to come true on occasion, which is why I no longer write them down.
But regardless, I would be pissed if I spent $180 on beer and was only able to drink one can.

Elizabeth Marie said...

I always wake up thinking my dreams are real and go about my day thinking that something CRAZY happened when it really didnt. It's fun. ha

Life is Reed-iculous! said...

i got into trueblood during the second season. i just found on hbo on demand, that the first season is available for my viewing pleasure. so i've been watching 3 or 4 episodes at the time. that is a LOT to "take to the spank bank" hahahhahaa. but i love it.

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